Michelle Antoinette, the queen of all deified fiber, or maybe that should be defiled fiber, cares about you and me and all the little children of the world. Oh yes, she does. After all, the "them" she's talking about is us. She knows we're too ignorant to feed ourselves properly, much provide proper noourishment for our children, so the First Lady is sacrificing herself by doing battle with the Big Chow corporations on our behalf. And remember, this is Michelle Antoinette's labor of love for she was not elected to any office in the land -- she ascended the thrown by marriage to the manchild-in-chief. Such great sacrifice on her part warms the cockles of me wee little heart, soul and thumping gizzard. Pass the fried chicken, please.
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